thenerdynotebook:

ethereal-ineffability:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

s-t-a-r-l-y:

tresmaladroit:

gogetyour-shovel:

so-adorabloodthirsty:

lady-holmes:

andtheniwasabowlofrice:

pedoshaming:

amporapenguin:

amkii:

tokoyogishita:

bentpaperclip:

the balls on this boy.

the people in the background DEAR GOD

This kid is my god damned hero.

He just won my heart

my ideal man

No fucks were given by this kid. Awesome

OH MY GOD what a champ I LOVE HIM

oh my gosh i just want to snuggle the fuck out of him he’s so cUTE

best man

this kid is my spirit animal

I’M CRYING. HOLY SHIT. I LOVE THIS KID MORE THAN ANYTHING. 

THIS KID IS LITERALLY THE BEST.

I don’t even care how old he is I will wait for him

This kid though.

same though

(Source: fluffyasian97, via stoogle)

lampsarepeopletoo:

a blind man walks into a store with his guide dog. all the sudden he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

the manager runs up to the man and asks, “what are you doing!?”

the blind man replies, “just looking around.”

(via notawhitegirl)

okellyjaneo:

fannybaws:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

I WILL BE MAKING THIS GAME. BE READY.

BALLS!! I was hoping you guys wouldn’t see this. I’ve been planning to bring it to Alcon to play alongside the 4chan drinking game… XD

(via gentilleallouette)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via abloogywoogywoo)

luhan-seoularts:

woojihobusanhigh:

Broke open my fortune cookie, read this, choked.

OMg

luhan-seoularts:

woojihobusanhigh:

Broke open my fortune cookie, read this, choked.

OMg

(via abloogywoogywoo)

katara:

zack….cody what are you doing

katara:

zack….cody what are you doing

(Source: jarrodis, via notawhitegirl)

I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about “thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”; we don’t actually serve our brothers/sisters or our neighbors. We serve the interests of Capital. We never risked our lives or spent months on deployment away from our family and friends so they can have this abstract concept called “freedom”. We served big oil; big coal; Coca-Cola; Kellogg, Brown, and Root and all the other big Capital interests who don’t know a fucking thing about sacrifice. These people will never have to deal with the loss of a loved one or the physical and/or psychological scars that those who “serve”, and their families, have to deal with for the rest of their lives. The most patriotic thing someone can do is to tell truth to power and dedicate yourself to building power to overthrow these sociopathic assholes. I served with some of the most real and genuine people I’ve ever met. You’ll never see solidarity like the kind of solidarity you experience when your life depends on the person next to you. But most of us didn’t join for that; we joined because we were fucking poor and didn’t have many other options.

(

An anti-capitalist veteran (via elitc)

Well heres a take on it not often uttered or shared

(via threezerooo)

(Source: elitc, via unconventionalunderstandings)

)
mikewaters:

clairedunphy:

happydoge:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

are you okay



omg

mikewaters:

clairedunphy:

happydoge:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

are you okay

omg

(Source: theobamajog, via abloogywoogywoo)

(Source: shitdisco, via mogi-the-cat)

machokehugs:

somebody is offended by ‘fat nasty trash’ i am so firkcin done with white ppl

(Source: picohugs, via abloogywoogywoo)

hylianbabe:

Wat

hylianbabe:

Wat

(Source: illillill, via mogi-the-cat)

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

yukishiido:

this is so cute but
seriously check your grammar please please please
there is a difference between “affect” and “effect”

do you realize you’re correcting the grammar of a dog

do you realize dogs can’t actually write or verbalize opinions

do you realize joke

do you realize double joke

oh snap do you realize triple joke

do you realize newfound mutual respect

do you realize *~*friendship*~*

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

shooting-stetsons:

hiorion:

yukishiido:

this is so cute but

seriously check your grammar please please please

there is a difference between “affect” and “effect”

do you realize you’re correcting the grammar of a dog

do you realize dogs can’t actually write or verbalize opinions

do you realize joke

do you realize double joke

oh snap do you realize triple joke

do you realize newfound mutual respect

do you realize *~*friendship*~*

(Source: xitslexi, via niallinpurple)

computer:
whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me:
shh it's ok